Sounds very businesslike. In reality it’s just us bumbling along finding out things.
Top spot goes to Fred, Chief Taster. The main man of the house and a handsome one at that. His purr of honour is at the bottom of freebies we have received. He is a grouch and if pleased will give a scratch to remind you of your place. He comes and checks out whatever we are eating.
Second up is Cleo, Trainee Taster. Ms Prim is very picky and prefers to watch seagulls but will have a look at what you are eating.
That’s the main staff out the way, next up Mark or Mr Foodie. He isn’t happy unless planning on travel or eating, especially wierd things.
Finally Emma AKA Mrs Foodie. Loves bed too much, likes to read rubbish on the net, books about world war II and drink beer. This is a pic of a Geocaching triumph.